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Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010
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ICE-Hole

American traitor who can sleep at night being a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcer.
The Nazis had the Gestapo, America has ICE-Holes.
by G. Garloo June 15, 2018
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Iced Fackmaul Frappé

Iced Fackmaul Frappé

The act of stuffing a Cup of ice cream or crushed iced into the mouth of a sexual partner and holding their jaw shut, then proceeding to lick the drippings coming out of their mouth.

Brain freeze is to be expected since the ice should not be swallowed rather than waiting for it to melt.

Usually the iced Fackmaul Frappé proceeds a blowjob, which then feels exciting due to the cold mouth of the partner giving the blowjob.
Hey Max, what were you up to last night?

Hi, I finally convinced Melina to try the iced Fackmaul Frappé and it was great. You should definitely try it some time!
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patty ice

the smoothest man know to the whole world that gets all the bitches
by jojothekoolkat February 5, 2022
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ICE Haul

Slang - When someone with an internal combustion engine (ICE) picks an EV owner up at a charging station to complete a journey.
With 8 hours to go as the Leaf trickle charged I called Tom for an ICE haul to my parent's apartment.
by Pithly July 26, 2023
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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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Ice Warriors

some fuck ass club penguin army that died because of some stupid little shits who thought they could groom kids

at this point if you’re in IW and reading this save yourself the time you’re gonna waste and leave already
“Yoo bro, did you see that Ice Warriors expose post?”
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