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Green balled

When you are taking a fat rip of the bong and your girlfriend hits you in the balls in the middle of the rip
I was hitting my bong and my girlfriend green balled me
Green balled by ReesiePup March 18, 2026

Green to green

When someone who’s green (new or inexperienced) tries green (weed) for the first time.
“First uni party, didn’t know anyone, got handed a joint - full green to green moment.”
Green to green by Shreotis March 20, 2026

Green-Peen

The action of snot-rocketing onto someone’s penis, then using said snot as a lubricant to assist a hand-job.
Dude if you do that again i’ll green-peen you.”
Green-Peen by Dycoin April 3, 2026

Green Flies

A person who doesn't take a bath for a week or a month
Green Flies by Yuziko April 25, 2026

Green CousCous

A food often poisonous popularized from the Minecraft ARG "Couscous" where the main character Andre eats Green CousCous and goes down a spiral of different worlds and dimensions.
"Whatever you do. don't drink the Green CousCous"
"I heard that Green CousCous is poinsonous"
Green CousCous by gibbertron April 25, 2026
derogatory term for an idiotic or retarded act
That fucking green toe cut me off in traffic
Green Toe by Roger2026 May 2, 2026