gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 5, 2018

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Thoroughbred gay

A gay male who’s never had contact with female genitalia whatsoever, and did not have sex with women before coming out.

“He’s a thoroughbred gay - a virgin with girls, born c-section, and bottle fed.”

by Hipsterdufas January 7, 2020

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Gay lights

A group lights that are composed with blue and red and make a very homophobic vibe.

Wow! The flashlight has gay lights

by StrawpidGuy January 11, 2020

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When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

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