chunky jesus

If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus

Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants

Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch

Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right

by Yummy nut February 20, 2019

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 6, 2019

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Jesus spizzim

When you jizz with no control

Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?

by Kachowism August 10, 2024

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Jesus

A pick me boy who likes to follow around girls most commonly known for “playing for the wrong team” likes to be respectful upfront but a whore in person.

Jesus: hey guys
Girls: Help help leave me alone!

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023

Jesus

The Saviour of the World

Trust in Him!!

Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong

They are weak but He is strong

YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!

The Bible tells me soo

by legoman67 October 1, 2025