a game that eats 7 year olds brains
minecraft is superior in all ways
often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"
everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.
minecraft is superior in all ways
often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"
everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.
"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"
friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?
you: we are no longer friends.
friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?
you: we are no longer friends.
by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022
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Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
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