Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Tree Fish Bob

Tree Fish Bob is a drawing that was made and I thought more people should know about it! how you draw it is you draw a wide circle, do 2 upside down L for the legs with an extra line in the bottom, curvy lines for the arms (the curvier the better), small circles for the eyes and a party hat

Dude1 ^yo can you tell me something to draw^
Dude2 ^draw tree fish bob^
Dude1 ^good idea^

by HotCocoCake116 January 17, 2020

Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.

Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder

by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

Pennsylvania white fish

Used condom found while fishing.

Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.

by shine bucket January 28, 2014

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020