queef cream

when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it

i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face

by the_liger_way May 02, 2019

tangerine cream

When your fucking a girl with an orange spray tan and cream pie her.

That chick last night was so orange I gave her a tangerine cream.

by KozzyKam December 23, 2020

ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.

Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.

by chloensia February 19, 2024

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 09, 2022

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 27, 2022

Double Creamed

When two guys deposit their load straight after one another

We double creamed that hoe last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017