bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

clay bagging

to attempt to penetrate and orifice covered by clothing.

i tried clay bagging Jessica but she ran away.

by el cheffie October 23, 2007

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010

douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009

bag babe

a sexy girl with a killer body and a hideous face, so you bag her and screw her.

can also be used as a verb: "bag babed"

Noun: look at that bag babe, cover that s*** up and ill tap that!

Verb: see that butter face? i bag babed that that S***! :D

by ccsurfskate July 22, 2011

L-bag

when lesbians take turns t-bagging each other using their clits.

I "accidently" walked into the women's bathroom and saw two chicks L-bagging.

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

Lank Bag

Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.

"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans

by randwein August 1, 2008