bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"

Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.

by wordforger69 February 20, 2010

Bag Mode

When a girl is fit and you would do her but not a very nice face so the only way you can do her is by putting a bag over her face.

Greg: She looks like a spaz
Jake: yh good voice
Greg: Nice bod aswell Looks like its a bag mode situation

by Gregs1 January 14, 2010

douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word

You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!

by dumbasian October 19, 2009

Low bag

To wear one's trousers low. The trend originates from when prisoners weren't allowed belts in jail so their trousers would fall down.

I'm bustin' the low bag.

by Yoyogiddysally November 30, 2009

Douche bag

Straight, fashion concious males who over stress about their hair styles and mannerisms particularly around females. Wairing Hollister, Abercrombie, Aeropastale, or American Eagle are all acts of beinga douche bag. Also, rolling up ones sleeves, popping ones collar, wairng sunglasses at night or in the dark, or flipping ones hair are all acts of being a douche bag.

We saw the kid come out of Hollister with two full bags of polos. What a douche bag.

The kid was flipping his hair and not making eye contact while talking to my girlfriend in a douche bag manner.

by Beastoppotimus December 20, 2009

bag raid

When you go on a paper bagging binge due to butterfaces.

Because I didnt want to catch triton eye I went on a bag raid!!

by Quick1 October 20, 2010

Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).

Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...

by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010