Ass gasket

Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

ass shack

Top definition: a brothel (whore house)

Hey man, I’m headed to the ass shack later. Can I borrow $200?

by Fifthbeetle August 17, 2019

The Last Ass

The last person to show up.

Person one: Wow, Kaitlin just showed up
Person two: Yeah, she’s always the last ass

by ClappedBooty June 3, 2018

Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)

Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!

by DbSchouper June 9, 2018

Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

ass flap

butt opening on onesie commonly used for easy access

I like to get frisky in my PJ’s so the ass flap is very convenient.

by sluttya$$tay December 31, 2017