Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023

Anal-Sanchez

A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.

That man is an Anal-Sanchez

Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease

by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021

anal perish

when a black man destroys a young white womans hole so bad that it perishes.

damn that dude navarone just made her ass explode, anal perish

by alalalaokokokok May 14, 2011

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

Chantilly Anal

A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.

Last night, I had Chantilly Anal.

by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017

Anal sex

When a nigga asked for a shlong to go up your ass and you still have shit inside

“dude he wants anal sex but I didn’t wipe”
“I was playing 2k and had anal sex”
“Nigga yo dick stink did you have anal sex?”

by The top nigga September 30, 2023

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023