Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the anal plankingmug. by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016
Get the anal til it's painfulmug. Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)
by JK McLoven September 10, 2021
Get the Analnessmug. (Verb) When two people mutually admire each other. It can be considered a difficult task as it is often partaken in by poeple that are very close and deeply care about each other.
Guy 1: I had some hard anal with my dad the other day.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
Guys 2: That's super good, did you're brother join in?
Guy 1: No, last time he had anal with my dad it got really rough.
by ERES X August 7, 2019
Get the Analmug. The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.
Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”
by Bobdooker June 26, 2023
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Get the Analmug. Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
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