Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
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Anal crane

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.
I pulled a cracking anal crane on Cal Bats thismorning, split him in half
by Kamishawan November 20, 2020
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Anal popn

Anal popn is somthing that’s so spicy or amazing Cuh it makes ur anal POP OUT,, ya feel me
(Example 1)

Bitch one:damn he’s fine

Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn

Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?

Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN
by Masterbigdxddy April 09, 2018
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Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once
Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday
by jonre x aleah August 16, 2023
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anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.
by D1eB1tch November 15, 2022
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Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024
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anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
by slimeandsoakem June 07, 2024
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