A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.
by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023
by Bwaaaaah November 17, 2020
A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
by Ribcage beater 420 August 09, 2023
government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021
when your friend is crying about how her dog fly and grew wings and was never seen again i say bird WHICH MEANS BITCH IS ROTTEN DIRTY
by idk what to put ummmm July 08, 2023
A word that means a fast car that carries book cases usually driven by furries who like creampies (THE DIRTY MEANING OF CREAMPIES) who usually spend their time on pornhub looking for Reiji SAKAMAKI porn.
by Birthday Sleepover Crew June 30, 2018