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Brown Collar

This refer to someone that have their head up someone elses ass that a drown ring is created around their necks. They are so busy in this act that they are obliviouse to anything else.
They guy in payrolls has has brown collar
by grtss April 17, 2011
mugGet the Brown Collarmug.

Brown Bagging

The act of having anal intercourse with a African (American) male while his scrotum slaps against the partners anus.
When Jerome told his friends about his time last night they asked if he participated in Brown Bagging her. He replied "Hell Yeah son I beat the shit out of that Chili Chute".
by George Schwanz April 24, 2011
mugGet the Brown Baggingmug.

Brown Ice

A surprisingly large amount of feces on your rectum after having a bowel movement that causes you to lose control of your wipe and smears fecal matter past your rectum and onto your scrotum.
I need to go home and take a shower, in the bathroom I hit brown ice and got shit all over my balls.
by splang77 February 22, 2010
mugGet the Brown Icemug.

brown bombing

When you shit directly off a tall building and let the poop hit the ground at an increidble velocity.
This one guy did it to a person and the person had a bruise for a week it hit them so hard
by jordan b November 19, 2003
mugGet the brown bombingmug.

Murphy Brown

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.
Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown
by jango threat June 18, 2009
mugGet the Murphy Brownmug.

brown tie

your just enjoying a tasty gobble off your shackjob and you've not long had a turd, so you take it upon yourself to wipe your nasty, brown ring up and down vertically across her peachy alabaster tiddies
Montage: Man, can you believe that shit? I was just givin my nigga some well deserved head - sucking up all that baby gravy n all, when dang, nigga dang, that nigga goes and pulls a brown tie on my ass!

Ulysses de la Bates: No way beeatch! I can't believe you put that fowl phallus near your big ass nigga lips - especially as he ain't washed that poultry wicket in months. Besides which, you let him brown tie your lame ass without comment. Man, your wizards sleeve deserve more attention. Ya dig?
by small bum cage July 15, 2006
mugGet the brown tiemug.

brown nose

when someone is passed out, you stick your asshole directly on the persons nose, then fart, twice.
by Evan Met May 10, 2006
mugGet the brown nosemug.

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