Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 18, 2023

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.

Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.

by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023