Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.

gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning

by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

Two Faced

Someone who pretends to be somebody’s friend and then talks shit about them behind their back

That guy is a two faced little bitch. The other day, he was laughing and joking with that guy. Now he’s over there talking shit about him.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023