Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s

I did her old fashioned

by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

by MikkBretly March 11, 2011

Old Overholt

A top-notch Straight Rye Whiskey, distilled in Clermont, Kentucky. At 80 proof, this light-bodied aromatic delight goes great either with a classic whiskey cocktail, or neat and simple. It was the known whiskey of choice for the infamous gunfighter Doc Holliday.

Hey Bartender! I'll have an Old Overholt on the rocks, please.

by J.T. Spadafino February 11, 2013

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021