November 1

November 1st
Its the day when everybody forgets about Thanksgiving after Halloween and sets up for Christmas

Mom: time to set up for Christmas it's November 1st

Me: but what about Thanksgiving?
Mom: no one cares about that holiday

by Crackhead is me November 2, 2019

November 1

Y'all can eat spam for eternity

Eat spam, it's a soft squishy slice of plastic you should eat. Without it you would die alone in a case full of a squishy plastic called spam. November 1 should always be eat spam for eternity.

by webydefinitions November 2, 2019

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by Prittishthepotatoking November 2, 2019

Number 1

could be used in place of the word urinating or used to describe the act of doing so, usually in a childish setting

Kid: yo i gotta take a fat number 1
Kid 2: electric boogaloo

by Thot-Be-Gone 9000 November 4, 2019

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

December 1

December 1st is national more than friends day. For December 1st do dirty stuff with a friend for this one day.

Hey bestie today is December 1st you know what that means

by Izzy.G098 November 16, 2020

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020