welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.

“Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”

by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023

wii news channel

The most trust-able news source in the world brought to you by Nintendo.

CNN is deprecated due to the wii news channel topping the ranks in the truth.

by fakeMicheal_P September 23, 2020

New North Calidakotalina

A fake country. No tree huntin' out of season.

"say New North Calidakotalina."
"New North Cal... calid... califjdskfjaiwvbenkdlsldbhrejakvdhnvjfreds."

by FakeWordsYouThinkAreFake November 2, 2017

New Jersian Bastard

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

New Wave libertarianism

Libertarianism delineated by hyperreal cyberpunk aesthetics.

Influenced by the references to the French New Wave school of design.

New Wave libertarianism employs New Wave aesthetics as the foundation for its structure of verification.

by sandraxine August 11, 2018

New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.

"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"

by Cbox360 May 1, 2010