A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
by vSevy January 5, 2021
Get the Josh Takemug. I N D I A N T A K I N'
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
Get the Indian Takingmug. When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.
Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."
by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021
Get the Dumpsterfire Takemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Thịnh March 10, 2024
Get the like taking candy from a babymug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I Take It BAck Take It I<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector testmug.