Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Take a Walk

The act of going out to go smoke some of the Devil's Lettuce.

Aye bro are you coming on the 13th? There's gonna be a taquero so we should Take a Walk before we eat.

by Sandegg September 20, 2018

Taking it to dinner.

Being done with something.
Ending something

Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)

I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)

Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)

Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.

by MillsMills March 5, 2019

Penthouse ( taking a penthouse

Taking a penthouse is when you poop down someone’s chimney from on top of their roof.

We were doing a roofing job at Joe’s house and Jimmy took a penthouse ( taking a penthouse) in his chimney, smelled like poop for weeks in his house.

by Little Reese January 19, 2019

Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.

This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.

by Hobox March 21, 2023