lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009

phedofilically raped

Being raped by a phedofile.

Jenny was talking to a guy she didn't know and ended up getting phedofilically raped.

by iamwhoyouthinkiam January 8, 2010

comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status

anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too

by mindy444 February 19, 2011

Census Rape

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.

Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...

by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

Side Raping

when you put your legs around someone and thrust repeatedly. they are facing front and you are facing them- thus, side raping.

jess is totally side raping me right now.

by annanicole__ December 16, 2008

Scalp rape

The most Brootal one of them all!

I scalp rape, you scalp rape, he she scalp rapes. scalp raping, scalp raped... the list goes on

by fliggins erickson October 17, 2008

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008