buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.

I need to buy bananas

by Swooch August 6, 2019

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021

banana bread

it means that the bread is very ugly and smells rotten

The bread was very banana bread

by itzSunboi April 5, 2022

Banana game

A game that has little gameplay and is mostly played to get random item drops which you can sell on a marketplace for minimal real world profit. most of the time the marketplace taxes you and gives a little bit of the money to the creator. the reason it is called a Banana game is because of the most popular example of this is a game called Banana on steam.

Person1: Man I've been making a lot less money from this game then I thought i would.
Person2: Well what did you expect from a Banana game, they are practically a scam.

by Galaxy Kid November 28, 2024