James is the name of an asshole who dosent care about your feelings and breaks your heart without any guilt. James is the name of my mother fucking rude jackass ex who is now dating my friend. So fuck u james
by Groiz June 26, 2019
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A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.
A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.
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It was James again.
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Get the James from Ikea mug.A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!
James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘
Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.
Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
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