douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.

I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons

Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.

by The stoutness September 28, 2008

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

douche tannel

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.

1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.

by jimmy durante January 30, 2009

Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat March 7, 2009