When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug. When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug. When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.
Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.
Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.
by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019
Get the vice creammug. Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020
Get the Cream Cornmug. ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard
Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich
Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich
by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019
Get the Ice Cream Sandwichmug. you cream on supreme clothing so so s0sososososososososososososoosososososososossoososososososoososososososososoosossssssososoos hard
by creamsupremer February 27, 2023
Get the cream suprememug. When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
Get the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammichmug.