The Birdwell Disclaimer 

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.

Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

The Birdwell Disclaimer by Bougee77 April 3, 2019

The birdgay syndrome 

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

The birdgay syndrome by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019

The Birdfeeder

When a woman is on her back and the man is face fucking her whilst she is begging for it, like it's food and she's starving (much like a mother bird feeds her chicks). The man proceeds to tease the woman by pulling it out and letting her get some nibbles.

Oh shit Charlie was giving some girl the birdfeeder again last night. She was hungry too!

The Birdfeeder by hughgeerection August 3, 2022

missed two birds with one stone 

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

missed two birds with one stone by shane2012 November 8, 2009

I like BIRDS 

When you like BIRDS

Liomf: I want to be an orthodontist
Garreth: I like BIRDS

I like BIRDS by I like BURDZ October 23, 2018

Birdtown

Nickname for Simcoe, Ontario, a small town in southwestern Ontario.

Founded in 1795, Simcoe was originally called Birdtown after the general store owner, William Bird.

"...those 519 boys are always representing the Birdtown!"

"Yeah, the Lords of Birdtown approach every day like it's their last."

Birdtown by LoB:LG December 27, 2007

Birdle 

An unnatural hybrid of a bird and a turtle.

A type of mythological monster, for example the Japanese Kappa

Hey lady! That monster birdle just ate your baby.

Birdle by Monkey storm October 21, 2013