Passing down the old tubular!

A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.

My goodness, he’s passing down the old tubular!

by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

Olds

Outdated news, most famously referenced in the video H3H3 VS Keemstar- Content Misinformation by Atozy.

"Did you hear about Leafy coming back to Youtube?"

"Yeah but that was awhile ago man, its olds."

by SarahSigns May 30, 2020

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

old grizzly

LOL old grizzly can be anything from your hair strands to the toenail clipper you use and yess I know what your thinking it can be that too

Yo daddy/momma got that old grizzly on his fingers

by thetruth_dealwithit February 3, 2021

old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..

I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..

by TerableT May 20, 2023