Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013

Raspberry pie

Start with a cream-pie and add the twist of blowing a raspberry into the vagina resulting in a raspberry pie

Totally blew my girls mind the other day and gave her a raspberry pie

by Mandingo69 November 9, 2020

Fishy-Pie

A name for vampires or orange cats

“hi fishy-pie!” Said Jordana to her cat

by girlnamedstar March 14, 2022

Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"

Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!

by Sudoer October 25, 2010

Plunko Pie

The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.

Hey Jim, want to have a little slice of plunko pie?

by Penny Pong April 16, 2021

Tuna Pie

When your shorts ride up between your inner thighs. Hugging your, shall we say tuna pie.

Please pull down your shorts, you have tuna pie.

by zizzleme July 13, 2009