face-titties

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

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My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

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s'ghetti face

When a guy pulls out a girl's tampon with his teeth and shakes his head like a dog with a chew toy. The red remnants on his face looks like he has done a face dive in a plate of spaghetti.

Girl it's that time of the month and my man gon' get his s'ghetti face on tonight!

by Plumpterdefiner May 14, 2019

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When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL

Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"

by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019

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