Dave: Hey Bill, what did Samantha get you for Christmas
Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.
Bill: She bought me a Chia Pet but used the seed to grow some Turf Pussy.
by Saladtosser83 February 7, 2021

When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
by hahasuka December 8, 2020

by Stiner45 March 21, 2016

Worst than being pussy whipped, to practically be living property of the pussy, when your girl is more like your mother and prevents you from doing any kind of activities with the homies.
by Dirty Defined April 7, 2015

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.
bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

by Atmozfierce December 29, 2016

by JD Vanilla Bear January 8, 2017
