Grab tits day

every 12th day of the month is know as grab tits day. Girl single or taken be prepared to get your tits squeeze

“Hey why did you grab my tits”
“It’s national grab tits day”

by National grab bitits tits day April 12, 2019

Mexican sugar tits

When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.

Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food

by Scatman Crothers nigger March 8, 2009

jigglin' your tits

to be kidding

Used in place of "I'm just kidding"

Dude chill out I am just jigglin' your tits

by The Bish February 19, 2007

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS

The only line in the song Richman by 3OH!3 which my good friend Charles Benedict Burr actually knows...

The rest of the song is a sort of fzksgugba ilbvjflnvli etc. but as soon as we get to that line, people in the street scream in not only terror but pleasure as he yells;
'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS, oh babbyyy'

Maybe one day we can all take some inspiration from this brave man and only learn one sexual line from a song...

Guy; woah, this song is awesome

Charles; I know i mean its so epic.

Wait, no, WAIT.

Guy; What!!? Stop acting weird.

Charles; 'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS!'

Worth It...

Guy; Douche, Im going home, tit.

Charles; You're going home!

by SlaveDave January 11, 2010

tits mcgee

An idiot who talks about poop and his big fat tits all the time.

"Hey, tits mcgee, have fun playing with your chin fat?"

OMG, that's tits mcgee, can I have a autograph!

by Sapwood2 August 5, 2007

tits 'n' ass

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.

Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.

by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013