Vacation John phenomenon

When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates

She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon

by PaiaPrincess May 20, 2023

john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

Hood niga john

Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ

Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John

by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021

Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best

That guys certainly Sam John Doyle

by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

john anthony lopez

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.

Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go

by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011