White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023

Fire the revulva

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019

fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school

STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL

by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

fire in the hole

A catchphrase used mainly in lobotomy levels in Geometry Dash 2.2, usually followed by a normal face difficulty. It's a sound effect popularized from the third sneak peek of the update, used for hilarious purposes as part of 21st century humor.

Guy 1: 2024 is starting off pretty normal rn....
Guy 2: "Normal"? Hohoho.....
Guy 1: Nononononon-
Guy 2: FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

by Antisarcasm January 4, 2024

Firing back

to shoot back at someone shooting at me and my homies.

I was chilling in the hood, until someone hopped out a black truck firing at me, I then ended up firing back.

by SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDJ3K May 8, 2024

carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.

Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.

by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025