Frist rule of chat

the person that started the conversation has to have the topic for that conversation

the frist rule of chat is a rule you cant break

by Ann urban March 24, 2021

Rule 34

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.

Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.

guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

by Exodim June 8, 2022

the ranga rule

The Ranga Rule: The rule that states a person that’s naturally a redhead or has ranga hair is either a 1/10 or a 10/10

Guy 1: yo I met this ranga chick at the park today
Guy 2: where does she sit in the ranga rule tho?

by AramZie June 26, 2021

Rule 34.1

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021

Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022

Rule 666

If it exists, there is a religion of it. Similar to rule 34, but with religion.

The flying spaghetti monster belief falls under rule 666.

by Arctic_Legacy January 21, 2024

Angie’s Rule

When participating in a Music League round, particularly one with vague guidelines, you should submit whatever song you want and vote however you want

“But 5 Seconds of Summer isn’t a boy band, they shouldn’t be submitted in the boy band round”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”

by cooterrecruiter January 10, 2024