ur mom gay

Literlly the truest thing ever 🙄💅💅

John:ur mom gay
Bob: ok but thats true ت︎

ur mom gay 😫☝️

by ImaweirdoXD August 22, 2021

Fraz's mom is a milf

A mother of a person name fraz but there is a twist,,, ,,, ,, ,,,,, she is a milf....

I heard that Fraz's mom is a milf.

by fraz's mom September 3, 2021

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

MOM I'M FAMOUS

Used by retarded attention-seeking children who think they are famous after receiving a lot of likes on a like-begging comment

Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS
Commenter: shut the fuck up

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 31, 2023

UR MOM IS SUS

ITS SAYING YOUR MOM SUS

HELLO UR MOM IS SUS LOL.

by THE NON-SUS GUY April 12, 2023