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Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.
Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"
by Saturos60 September 2, 2023
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Sparks Maths

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again
by big cockonut October 8, 2023
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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023
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Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.
Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip
by Chiknbiscuit November 7, 2023
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Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
hey christopher matheo willumstad! you got some spare cheese?
by errevs January 2, 2024
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