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Monkey Squall

The mating call sent out by young African-Americans to draw attention to themselves, show their territory, and to attract a mate via the loud music played in their cars.
One of the worst parts about summer in the hood is the constant monkey squalls.
by L Richmond June 10, 2009
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monkey chic

The new fashion trend of wearing a monkey, or any monkey paraphanilia. Trend originated in NYC and is popular among hipsters and fashionistas alike. Best combined with blouses, pantaloons and/or bifocals.
Omg, did you see the monkey that Jen was wearing around her neck? It was tre monkey chic.
by smoney99 October 14, 2009
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monkey turpentine

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.
by caitmar December 24, 2009
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Monkey Power

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.
1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER
by wargleblargle December 11, 2010
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Monkey Moment

Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.
Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.

Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.

Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.

I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.
by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010
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Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey
by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011
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ninja monkey

by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010
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