john mark mckinney

The definition of awesome. The coolest dude you can hang out with. He is so athletic, attractive, and muscular. They will do anything for the people they love. Can do The stupidest things. Normally a tall blondie with blue eyes. All the girls love him. A guy with the name John Mark McKinney is just an all around great guy.

Girl 1- “ OMG!!! Is that John Mark McKinney??!!”

Girl 2- “ It is, he’s so cute!!!”

by John Mark McKinney September 14, 2019

john anthony lopez

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.

Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go

by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

Hood niga john

Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ

Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John

by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021

john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

Vacation John phenomenon

When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates

She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon

by PaiaPrincess May 20, 2023

John T. Wolfe

1. mediocre billards player
2. one who cannot handle losing well

Hey, wanna go to the bar and hustle some John T. Wolfe's for cash?

Even though I only win half the games I play, I feel the need to be a John T. Wolfe after each one.

by LaRold Blondo May 11, 2013