the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.
by cockford ollie October 25, 2020
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If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
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1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
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Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
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1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
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(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
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