teddy eyes 

Big, dark brown eyes, usually with a soft gaze, long lashes, and give a warm, comforting feeling. Much better than doe eyes.

I love Sunny's teddy eyes! So big, such a soft gaze, a beautiful deep brown.. I could stare into them all day!

teddy eyes by Mattirsa June 30, 2017

one eyed toilet snake 

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are [male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

one eyed toilet snake by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

Brown eyed tornado 

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.

Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.

Brown eyed tornado by Hforce January 16, 2018

prong eye 

Prong Eye : penis to retina contact.

Reece - Hey Celina what happened to your eye it looks like a sty.
Celina - Nah it’s prong eye.

prong eye by DoogsystuckitinherBoogsy July 4, 2018

Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.

"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"

Spicy Eye by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018

Loser eyes 

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.

Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.

Loser eyes by VBH15 October 7, 2018

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in either eye as a result of intense focus amongst a screen of any kind, without blinking for periods at a time. Symptoms can include red eyes and thoughts of gaming. Gamers experiencing Gamer Eye longer than 5.235790292 seconds should report to their local Optometrist immediately as extreme cases have been shown to result in Gamer Eyetis, an intense pain resulting in 10 second gamer eye conditions only the elitist of gamers have ever truly experienced.

Gamer: aye scape why u got gamer eye

scape: counting this edit frame for frame to unsure minimal fps

Gamer Eye by Entai December 1, 2018