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Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
by BigdickMN April 11, 2020
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anal chainsaw

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by boobaga August 4, 2017
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Anal

Can we anal and I put me ding dong in you poo poo hole?
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anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.
Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.
by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010
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Anal Full Choffin

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.
Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.
by Terry Blindman March 15, 2025
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anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
by eszy June 22, 2016
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