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National Kiss Day

September 15th 2019 is national kiss day! (Girls and boys alike)
"Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"
by YoDaniel September 15, 2019
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National kiss day

This day is where you kiss someone could be random could be your crush just anyone
Hey Isabella you know what day it is

Isabella: oh no

National kiss day!!
by Dhhdudbdgyshdh April 28, 2022
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
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National kiss day

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone
On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them
by Maneuabitch September 16, 2021
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October 30th-Kiss your crush day

On October 30th It’s the Day to kiss your crush On the lips or Cheek but you need to kiss your crus
October 30th-Kiss your crush day this day is the day you kiss your crush
by Don’t worry abt me October 3, 2021
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Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
by Mulangirl August 22, 2019
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