wet high five

When 2 men jerk each other off and get cum on each other’s hands, and then high five afterword.

Hey man I’m kinda horny, do you wanna give each other a wet high five?

by Gfhiyh June 23, 2018

Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.

I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.

by steelo47 February 19, 2024

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation May 19, 2006

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 07, 2021

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.

he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 23, 2021