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Urban Dictionary Douche 

Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!

Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!

Normal Person: Get welded.
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Urban Dictionary ad hominem 

When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.

Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.

Urban Dictionary voters

People who decide what words go onto Urban Dictionary are predominantly young little grubs who dislike anything no matter how appropriate or great a word definition is. Obviously don't realise the effort some people go to writing a definition and probably these people don't have the brain capacity to come up.woth something useful whatsoever.
Those urban dictionary voters are such a miserable bunch. I wonder why they can't be helpful and accept some of these sexy definitions written by big studs like meself.

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Urban Dictionary Editors 

Faggots who never publish my definitions because they're mad that I'm right. They probably jack off to My Hero Academia Porn on a daily basis and scratch their balls and cum before they touch their food.
Gay faggot: *Sees my definition*
Also gay faggot: *Deletes definition*
Still gay faggot: *Sees another definition that talks about why autism comes from vaccines and publishes it*
Finally gay faggot: It feels good to lose brain cells by being out out of many autistic Urban Dictionary Editors :D

urban dictionary slut 

Adjective
1. One who frequently visits urbandictonary.com and writes useless entries that will either allude to sexual acts, blatantly describe sexual acts in great detail, talk about their boyfriend that will probably perform sexual acts in the back of his Ford Pinto later that night.

2. Much like urban dictonary whore but no money is exchanged. See whore and slut.
Marci is such a urban dictionary slut; why doesn't she get a life?

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

(N.) The control Center for this website where new definitions are decided wheteher they enter in, and where other definitions are decided whether to be deleted or not. Who knows who it's run by.
Because of the Urban Dictionary Quality Control, most of my words don't make it the next day, or get deleted.