Top MG

It's a slang term that means being under so many layers of irony that you don’t know who you are anymore.

The term is often used to describe someone who has lost touch with reality or their own identity due to excessive irony or sarcasm.

She doesn't even like the show anymore, idk why she's watching it. She's such a Top MG

by Mukesh Gupta August 1, 2023

Top

A male who sticks their dick in

He's a top

by fairymis June 24, 2023

tiger top

A cunt

Show me your tiger top

by sjdgdjsnsksbsksb October 26, 2015

top banana

Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture

Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her

by Lamoa March 5, 2019

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

frost top

When its real chilly outside and your hair is wet, and it gets extra cold on your head

'damn its cold out here!'

'nah man, you just got mad frost top'

by docmasterflex May 3, 2013

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025