Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021

Top

Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.

"Şu adamın saçına baksana kesin bu Top her gece götünü siktiriyordur."

by Sandevistan January 14, 2023

Why you on my top

When someone won't leave you alone and keeps disrespecting you in a way. So, you respond with why you on my top.

"Random dude, your haircut looks good it's just the front taper of doom"
"Me why you on my top"

by It gets to a point December 13, 2024

Top

Stop playing with me

Aye Bruh stop playing with my top

by Sauceylow April 27, 2021

G Top

The Quandale Dingle version of Andrew Tate

Nahh jits g top

by Himalayan November 30, 2022

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010