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Brechany’s Law

When a teammate is horrendous in Counter-Strike, the opposing team is sure to also be bad if not even worse.
This guy is so trash, but the others are worse. That’s Brechany’s Law right there.
by ramm3rs February 28, 2025
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Roffeys law

I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.
Veronica can't go to the hospital because of "roffeys law"
by Roffeydog December 28, 2023
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stepgranduncle-in-law

1- Stepgrandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepgranduncle.
stepgranduncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
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co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's husband.
My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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The Gentleman’s Law

An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.

Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
by Eggsmcjones April 29, 2021
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first cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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