Douche Nozzle

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw

Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."

by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021

Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick

Look at that gay douche

by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011